I've landed but where the hell do I go from here?

All location and travel details and links can be found here

Packed the mankini by mistake?

No excuses - All offenders will be dispatched to the nearest Primark / Penneys

What on earth will I wear - is there a dress code?

NO strict dress code
- Wear what you fancy (see previous on Mankini which also applies to Arsenal shirts)

How do we sort out bills etc?

the ONLY expense for guests will be drinks at LA SALA after dinner. Dinner is served with half bottle wine per person so alternative drinks will be at your own cost. All events at the Villa are covered

Our flight is Sunday evening - what do we do?

Bring your bags to the Villa and arrange transfer direct from there at any time on Sunday.
Address Details of Villa are found on the location page

I've a raging hangover - what can I do?

SUFFER ON!!
No sympathy only empathy - bring enough Nurofen to survive

My friends say I drink too much.. what should I do?

DUMP THEM... you don't need that type of negativity in your life

Life has given me lemons, what do I do?

Suck it up Buttercup and Take advantage - make a LemonDrop cocktail quickly

Any chance there will be Cosmos available?

Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn straight there will be Cosmos - Sunday BBQ freeflow will include cocktails, wine, Cava and beer!
And not forgetting the non-drinkers ....

There's a Rat in my Kitchen - what am I going to do?

Take the advice of UB40 and kill the bugger... too much for your delicate stomach. Close the door and nuke the house and MOVE